Sunday, February 01, 2009

 

Clever old man, could be me....

An elderly man in Florida had owned a large farm for several years. He had a large pond in the back, fixed up nice; picnic tables horseshoe courts, some apple and peach trees.
The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over.
He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.
As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end.
One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you ladies swim naked or make you get out of the pond." Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm here to feed the alligator."

Comments:
Dear Mister Dupree, "could be me" has to do with the enjoyment or being witty?

A devoted follower.
 
huh huh huh ... thank's for the laugh Jean.
 
Dear Jean,

Your own backyard/garden is big enough, give me call when your pond is ready.
 
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